why was the “boogeyman” ever considered someone scary like hell yea i want a tall dude to come out of my closet and boogey to some snazzy funk beats
too young to date the celebrity
too old to date their sibling
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
did you mean harry styles
no i didn’t mean harry styles
get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
"5SOS are filming a music video for amnesia"
…oh don’t mind me I’m just lying in a heap on the floor
this is how i feel about it maybe being good girls are bad girls
mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor