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coryinthewhorehouse:

why was the “boogeyman” ever considered someone scary like hell yea i want a tall dude to come out of my closet and boogey to some snazzy funk beats

fruitcalum:

too young to date the celebrity

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too old to date their sibling

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maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

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amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

wificalum:

Oh

YES

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

wificalum:

Oh

YES

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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sleep:

what a time to be alive

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fknmichael:

perfect5sos:

fknmichael:

"5SOS are filming a music video for amnesia"
…oh don’t mind me I’m just lying in a heap on the floor

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this is how i feel about it maybe being good girls are bad girls 

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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